How I Contributed To The Novell Work Dynamic

2 months ago, I arrived to work at Novell building D - at 8:00 a.m. - prompt and ready to spend the day productively. As I got out of my car, I noticed that my pants were caught in my socks. I hate it when that happens - it's one of the most embarrassing and devastating things that can happen to you in your business career. So I fixed them, and made my way on up to my cubicle.

At my cubicle I noticed my pants were still stuck in my socks, so I went to fix them again - and out dropped a pair of my underwear. What the crap? How in the world did a pair of underwear get stuck in my pants? This had never happened before in the entire 28 years and 4 months of my life! Why did it have to happen now - while I'm at work, and on the one day I didn't bring my backpack in so I could carry them out without embarrassing myself? So I popped them in my desk drawer.

On Wednesday my car was in the shop - so I couldn't go to work. That night I decided I'd had it with Novell, and was sick of the job. But I couldn't just quit with my underwear stuck in my desk. So on Thursday morning I showed up at 7 a.m. when no one was around, grabbed my underwear, dropped my badge off at the front desk, got home by 7:30, and emailed my supervisor telling them I was done with Novell.