Sleepers of Insanity
There comes a time in every person's life when they must do certain things, and the things that they must do most often are breathe, sleep, eat, & drink. Just as everybody sleeps nearly everybody has said or done something stupid while in their sleep, something that if they were to do it while they were awake would cause so much embarrassment that in the moment right after they did these things they would choose to jump in a car and drive to Alaska to live the rest of their lives gutting Salmon 18 hours a day rather than ever remember having done these things. We now present to you true cases of "Sleepers of Insanity".
Story One
I was spending the night over at my friend Matt’s house. First thing I heard in the morning was Matt: “Hey! What are you doing? Wake up! Wake up!” “Huh...? What's goin' on?” “You just stole my pillow out and threw it on the ground!”
Story Two
The day before I was transferred into my next area, Elder Johnson, who was going to be my next companion, woke up to find his companion, Elder Smalley, standing over his bed, mumbling, “Elder Johnson! We have to go to the library, so we can get some plastic, so we can choke people!” “What’re you talking about? Dude – go back to bed! You’re sleep walking!”
Story Three
It is nigh unto impossible to wake me up when I’m really tired. I have 3 alarm clocks that I put at different places around my room and then purposefully place things in the way between them so that I’ll trip on them and they’ll wake me up. In Calculus class senior year of high school I fell asleep sitting up at my desk with my head resting on my hand. The other kids in class tried to wake me up, first by yelling at me. Nothing. Then they slammed a calculus book down on the desk right beside me. Still nothing. Then they slapped me on the back of the head, and my head shot forward off of my hand. STILL nothing. When I finally woke up they said, “Man, you sleep HARD!”
Another time I told my roommate to wake me up after a 15 minute nap. 15 minutes pass by he says, “Christian, are you awake?” I took my pillow and threw it at him, “WOULD I DO THAT IF I WERE ASLEEP?” He decided to let me sleep longer.
Story Four
In the MTC one guy was awake around 3:00, and then he heard another guy, Elder Fox, saying in his sleep, “Sigame! Yo soy El Diablo!”
The Stupidest Sleeping Story of This Article
This is a true story – I was there when it happened. This guy woke up in the middle of the night desperately needing to use the restroom, like so many of us often have to do. He was really sleepy and the only thought in his mind was, “i gotta pee!I gotta pee!” He did the duty that nature called him to do, and he did it well. Unfortunately though, he had accidentally done nature’s duty in the room next to the bathroom, and had more specifically done this duty all over the computer keyboard.
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Story One
I was spending the night over at my friend Matt’s house. First thing I heard in the morning was Matt: “Hey! What are you doing? Wake up! Wake up!” “Huh...? What's goin' on?” “You just stole my pillow out and threw it on the ground!”
Story Two
The day before I was transferred into my next area, Elder Johnson, who was going to be my next companion, woke up to find his companion, Elder Smalley, standing over his bed, mumbling, “Elder Johnson! We have to go to the library, so we can get some plastic, so we can choke people!” “What’re you talking about? Dude – go back to bed! You’re sleep walking!”
Story Three
It is nigh unto impossible to wake me up when I’m really tired. I have 3 alarm clocks that I put at different places around my room and then purposefully place things in the way between them so that I’ll trip on them and they’ll wake me up. In Calculus class senior year of high school I fell asleep sitting up at my desk with my head resting on my hand. The other kids in class tried to wake me up, first by yelling at me. Nothing. Then they slammed a calculus book down on the desk right beside me. Still nothing. Then they slapped me on the back of the head, and my head shot forward off of my hand. STILL nothing. When I finally woke up they said, “Man, you sleep HARD!”
Another time I told my roommate to wake me up after a 15 minute nap. 15 minutes pass by he says, “Christian, are you awake?” I took my pillow and threw it at him, “WOULD I DO THAT IF I WERE ASLEEP?” He decided to let me sleep longer.
Story Four
In the MTC one guy was awake around 3:00, and then he heard another guy, Elder Fox, saying in his sleep, “Sigame! Yo soy El Diablo!”
The Stupidest Sleeping Story of This Article
This is a true story – I was there when it happened. This guy woke up in the middle of the night desperately needing to use the restroom, like so many of us often have to do. He was really sleepy and the only thought in his mind was, “i gotta pee!I gotta pee!” He did the duty that nature called him to do, and he did it well. Unfortunately though, he had accidentally done nature’s duty in the room next to the bathroom, and had more specifically done this duty all over the computer keyboard.
The Rest of The Article
posted by CT at 12:36 AM
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